Boomerang Theory

Note to self: boomerang it. If it's meant to be, it'll come back of its own accord. If it doesn't, you'll know it was never a proper boomerang in the first place, and you did yourself a favour by throwing it away.

This works with women. You have to flush her completely out of your system: not want her, not think about her, not wait on the next time you might see her. If you don't let go completely, you haven't boomerang'd it, and it never has that chance to come back.

One day, if it's meant to be, life will conspire to throw the two of you together, and you'll know the boomerang has just returned. Could be days, could be weeks, months or even years; time is not part of the equation: it just comes back, or it doesn't.

Until then, kick back and enjoy the ride.